Sims Patch Notes New Comic Every Wednesday
"Midas Touch" interaction will now be able to turn a zombie into a statue

"Midas Touch" interaction will now be able to turn a zombie into a statue

Vampire’s Fangs have been restored

Vampire’s Fangs have been restored

Mermaid Children can now take showers

Mermaid Children can now take showers

Cats will no longer perform the “scratch” interaction on a kicked over gnome

Cats will no longer perform the “scratch” interaction on a kicked over gnome

ANNOUNCEMENT! Everyone has been so awesome that I’m going to announce early a 500 Followers Milestone Giveaway! But I can’t reveal any details until we get there so please keep reblogging, liking and linking people back to simspatchnotes.tumblr.com to get a chance to earn some cool stuff.

ANNOUNCEMENT! Everyone has been so awesome that I’m going to announce early a 500 Followers Milestone Giveaway! But I can’t reveal any details until we get there so please keep reblogging, liking and linking people back to simspatchnotes.tumblr.com to get a chance to earn some cool stuff.

Sims will no longer receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies

Sims will no longer receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies

Someone Wrote a Poem About <em>The Sims</em>'s Amazing Software Updates

WOW, I haven’t been using the internet as much as I thought! A few weeks ago, The Atlantic linked to this tumblr in reference to the hilarity of Sims patch notes!!

Adopted Pets will no longer be delivered while there is a fire on your lot.
And we&#8217;re finally back! 2013 went out, 2014 was insanely busy but things have finally calmed down and we will resume regular programming. Please keep checking in, lots of fun things are in store this year!

Adopted Pets will no longer be delivered while there is a fire on your lot.

And we’re finally back! 2013 went out, 2014 was insanely busy but things have finally calmed down and we will resume regular programming. Please keep checking in, lots of fun things are in store this year!

Sims may now walk and stand on bridges.

Sims can no longer have a negative amount of Memories in their Scrapbook.

Sims can no longer have a negative amount of Memories in their Scrapbook.

Ever read the patch notes for The Sims? They're pretty amazing and really can't go without being illustrated, note by note.